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Oct 5, 2007

Idahoans continue crime spree

REUTERS/Australian Customs/Handout

Famous Idahoan Russet "Rusty" Potatohead was arrested by Australian custom officials while trying to import 293 grams of ecstasy into the country.

In his defense he said, "I am not gay, I love my wife, Mrs. Potatohead."

"And I can't even tap my foot," he neglected to add.

1 comment:

Mr Debakey said...

Is it true he has eyes in the back of his head?