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Oct 25, 2007

Forget the Rockies, Forget the Sox

Press conferences are the real sport. In the World Series of Stoopit, Dana Perino hits one out of the park. From our friends at Think Progress.

Perino: ‘There Are Public Health Benefits To Climate Change’ For People Who Die From ‘Cold’

Q: And one more. You mentioned that there are health benefits to climate change. Could you describe some of those?

MS. PERINO: Sure. In some cases, there are — look, this is an issue where I’m sure lots of people would love to ridicule me when I say this, but it is true that many people die from cold-related deaths every winter. And there are studies that say that climate change in certain areas of the world would help those individuals. There are also concerns that it would increase tropical diseases and that’s — again, I’m not an expert in that, I’m going to let Julie Gerberding testify in regards to that, but there are many studies about this that you can look into.
Holy crap. She must have had a double Kool-Aid this morning, and a Kool-Aid omelette for good measure.


Fran said...

Is she f**king kidding?
Don't answer that.

Jess Wundrun said...

Sorghum, she drank the coffee

You do know that there will be right wing trollies echoing that comment right up until the rapture, doncha?

Anonymous said...

I think the difference between Dana and the other whores who formerly were W's press secretaries is that she is stupid enough to be a true believer. At least with Ari you knew that he was laughing behind his cold vacant eyes.