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From the sublime to the ridiculous....

Japanese Pro Wrestlers kick ass.

I told you not to forget your meds

ヨコハマ経済新聞

from the Yokohama Keizai Shimbum via Yahoo.jp.co

The administration's conception of the constitutional checks and balances system.
The photo is actually a promo for a new exhibit at the Yokohama Art Museum.

Hastert might resign

Old Photo from somewhere

And take your chimp with you, tubby. Think Progress has the story.
(Be sure to look at this oldie but goodie from Hollywood Lberal.)

Greetings Earthling

from the BBC

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto! Do you know where I can get a shoulder rub?

That's a good question

REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

"This is a magnified view of how much Ah care."

And I say to you ...

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

All Americans need a merkin... heheheheh. (Hey Condi, wha's a merkin.)

Nice Seal

AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais

Too bad about your pecker.
Honestly, if that seal were any bigger, it'd be a walrus. And I don't even want to know what the Gaylord Opryland Resort is famous for...

(real caption: Members of the audience listens as President Bush answers questions, Thursday, July 19, 2007, at the Gaylord Opryland Resort and Convention Center in Nashville, Tenn.)

Crow on Wheels

Greetings All,

Thanks to everyone for all for the monetary and moral support. On Saturday, I rode 100 miles on my rusty trusty wheeled steed. The ride as a whole raised over $1.5 million for cancer research. I was not the oldest rider, but probably had the oldest and funkiest (in the best sense of the word) bike. (Just think of the Johnny Cash song, I Got It One Piece at a Time. I estimate that it was older than at least half the riders. My bike is mostly a '67 Dawes Galaxay (from England) that was rescued from the Salvation Army. It's been somewhat updated (and for any bike geeks, converted to a single-speed fixed gear with fenders.) I met a few people on similarly classic or eccentric bicycles, and was duly shunned by the folks on high-zoot wheels whose shoes cost more than my bike.

The scenery was great, including mountains, rivers, lakes, roadkill, nature stuff, and my favorite sight along the route, a giant plastic rabbit. It looked like an escapee from a carnival ride or maybe a beached pedal boat. I told a young rider that I thought I was having an acid flashback. He gave a weak, not quite laugh. Then I noticed he was a team member from the Valley Bible College cycling club. Whoops. At least I hadn't made any hooker jokes.
(original photo by Dan Grossman)
Now back to our regularly scheduled snark.

Sorry, Helen...

(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

You must be this tall to ask a question.

Tinkerbell?

from yahoo! news

"But ah don't believe in fairies..."

Pampered Chef

AP Photo/Alex Brandon

Pampered Chef sells knives? Terrific!
(I just realized that there is an underlying pun here, especially if Mr. Vitter ever does the cooking.)

The Scandal expands

The diaper scandal expands to include well-known celebrities.

Ooh, it's scary out here.

(AFP/Alejandro Pagni)

Chertoff's Gut Feeling rears its ugly head.

McCain's go-to guy in Florida -- UPDATE

The details have emerged with the police report. Bob Allen offered the undercover policeman twenty dollars let him (Allen) orally gratify the officer. Does this mean Allen is not a hoor? (except in the political sense?)

(I don't necessarily think prostitution is a victimless crime as it is sometimes portrayed, but in my opinion, hypocrisy should be a crime and punished severely.)