Can I help you? No, we don't sell pesto sausage, but we do have little weenies.

Mar 14, 2009


I didn't think women liked hairy shoulders.

from Reuters.

Mar 12, 2009

Guitar Zero?

Via Raw Story

Inverness Police say former Cook County Republican Chairman Gary Skoien admitted having two prostitutes in his children’s playroom when his wife walked in on him early Sunday morning.

The allegation is in a domestic battery report from Skoien, 55, against his 36-year-old, 5-foot-4-inch, 110-pound wife. He said she beat him with her fists and an electric guitar.
The first report I saw said she beat him with a toy guitar.... I'm thinking video game gone wrong? Hmmmmm