Who'd have thunk it?

An umbrella ain't gonna help in this shitstorm.

The liberal, drive-by media is bringing up McCain's past. How dare they! Hahahahahaha.

McCain seems to have his man parts in the wringer. I'm sure Cindy and her money family are sorely disappointed.

The NYT has opened the floodgates on this one. Now everyone has out their shovels and are digging as fast as they can.