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May 3, 2007

Commander Guy action figure unveiled

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Plastic Junk R Us has unveiled their latest action figure in the Political Knucklehead line. The new Commander Guy is very realistically lifelike, it makes rude noises, does nothing of consequence, and stinks.


Anonymous said...

Are there other photos available? I was wondering whether there's a yellow streak on its back.

Sorghum Crow said...

I saw no yellow streak, but you can order the optional flight suit with the push-up cod piece.

Anonymous said...

I hear that when you wind it up, it does nothing.



Anonymous said...

Except fling feces, Tengrain. It's the only thing Commander Guy can do well.