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May 3, 2007

Commander Guy action figure unveiled

Available from www.tapirback.com

Plastic Junk R Us has unveiled their latest action figure in the Political Knucklehead line. The new Commander Guy is very realistically lifelike, it makes rude noises, does nothing of consequence, and stinks.

4 comments:

Morse said...

Are there other photos available? I was wondering whether there's a yellow streak on its back.

Sorghum Crow said...

I saw no yellow streak, but you can order the optional flight suit with the push-up cod piece.

Tengrain said...

I hear that when you wind it up, it does nothing.

Regards,

Tengrain

Pissed in NYC said...

Except fling feces, Tengrain. It's the only thing Commander Guy can do well.