Can I help you? No, we don't sell pesto sausage, but we do have little weenies.

Apr 9, 2007

Prep School or Perp School

The Princeton Review has launched a new service. Long renowned for its SAT prep courses, the Prince Review announced a new course designed for Justice Department officials preparing to testify before the Senate. "We get results!" said an enthusiastic sales representative. "And we guarantee results. Better plea bargains or your money back."

Satisfied client, Alberto Gonzales, waves to staff as he leaves a review session.

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