(picture from here)I have been pondering Gitmo's sorry performance since yesterday. After much cogitation (boy, am I tired) I've figured out his plan. The end times are nigh.
The Rapture will be this weekend. Yessiree, that must be what is happening. Gonzo expects to be teleported to heaven. Unfortunately for him, Saint Peter has contracted with Patrick Leahy to work security at the Pearly Gates. Let's just say Gonzo won't be in the express lane.
I'll be here next week for anyone who is "left behind".
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Personally, I think Gonzo thought "would i rather be called incompetent or would I rather be indicted?" Easy question to answer, even for Gonzo.
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