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Showing posts with label Gonzales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gonzales. Show all posts

Apr 12, 2007

The World According to Gonzo

Senator Leahy is Gonzo's worst nightmare. I am eagerly anticipating the hearings next week. Leahy is my senator. He's been taking names for six years, now it's time to start kicking some butt.

Apr 9, 2007

Prep School or Perp School


The Princeton Review has launched a new service. Long renowned for its SAT prep courses, the Prince Review announced a new course designed for Justice Department officials preparing to testify before the Senate. "We get results!" said an enthusiastic sales representative. "And we guarantee results. Better plea bargains or your money back."

Satisfied client, Alberto Gonzales, waves to staff as he leaves a review session.

Apr 2, 2007

The Eyes have it


Twin dastards of differnt mothers? I knew I'd seen that smug expression somewhere. I predict Alberto will not be at the Whitehouse Easter Egg Hunt.