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Aug 7, 2008
Bush's TOILSEC acccomodations revealed.
How timely, given my repost yesterday. From TreeHugger. Click through to see more pictures. From the Brown Company, no less. And the character? His first name is Jack....
Ya know, I've been a bit worried lately about the security of my own poop. This administration has become so good as frightening Americans, I'm surprised they haven't thought of this. When you think about it though, what Bush does best is produce a load of crap, so it makes sense that we wouldn't want it to fall into the "wrong hands". I consider it tax dollars well spent.
For a long time now, I have wanted to shit in a small paper bag, take it to the front step of the White House, set it in front of the door, light the bag on fire, ring the doorbell... and run!!!
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I am laughing so hard I cannot comment!
Ya know, I've been a bit worried lately about the security of my own poop. This administration has become so good as frightening Americans, I'm surprised they haven't thought of this.
When you think about it though, what Bush does best is produce a load of crap, so it makes sense that we wouldn't want it to fall into the "wrong hands". I consider it tax dollars well spent.
Just the one? Given how full of shit he is, I would think that W's handlers had to ship in a container load of shit boxes for him.
Maybe he climbs inside.
For a long time now, I have wanted to shit in a small paper bag, take it to the front step of the White House, set it in front of the door, light the bag on fire, ring the doorbell... and run!!!
Wonder if one of these boxes would work?
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