Can I help you? No, we don't sell pesto sausage, but we do have little weenies.

Jul 5, 2007

Where's my lipstick?

All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
(notably Scooter Libby and other republican cronies.)

My apologies in advance to pigs everywhere. Pigs unlike rethuglicans are smart, honest, devoted, and they taste good are always welcome at dinner.


Anonymous said...

I read once that pigs produce 75lbs. of shit per day. If true, that's one thing they have in common with republicans.

Sorghum Crow said...

Pigs are the ultimate factory animal. There is a feedlot in Utah that produces more fecal matter per year than Manhattan.
Read this
I stumbled on it when I googled pig waste new york city.