Sororities are what they used to be

(Stolen shamelessly from TenGrain-- orig--REUTERS/Larry Downing)

Members of Eye Felta Delta react in horror to the final stage of hazing.

"The jello shots were delicious, and the thing with the ping pong balls was a bit weird, but this is just too much," Buffy Tiffington Muffplaster was not heard to say.