Look Papa!

Associated Press

"Right here, it says, 'John McCain was here, Nov. 5, 1,000,000 BC.'"

(DG, if you ever see one of these, hide!)

BASTARDS

Immunity!

Too bad there's not an immunization for stupid.

Whaddya mean?

from somewhere

You never told not to tie dye the dog.

Just Horsing Around

I like Horsey. Take a a look at his other stuff at the Seattle P-I. If you want scary stuff read the wingnut comments to his comics.

I got a virus...

Go watch it. Electron microscope not required.

Sparky emerges from the "beauty parlor"

telegraph.co.uk

"I think you forgot the creme rinse."

Ooooh, shiny....

The resident shows his class.

REUTERS

"Lookit them angels, and that golden throne is shinier than a nickel in a bulldog's butt."

A recent spam

Subject: Update your P*nis

Darn, I'm still using version 1.0 (though the baby doc did remove some extra bits, would that be service pack one?)

"Bon Voyage"

(AP Photo/Center of Natural Sciences)

"And tell Noah thanks for the invite..."

This undated photo provided by the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato, Italy, Wednesday, June 11, 2008, shows a deer with a single horn in the center of its head. The one-year-old Roe Deer - nicknamed 'Unicorn'' - was born in captivity in the research center's park in the Tuscan town of Prato, near Florence, Gilberto Tozzi, director of the Center of Natural Sciences, said. He is believed to have been born with a genetic flaw; his twin has two horns.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

And in Afghanistan, apparently we need to ask who will interpret for the interpreters.

This video is appalling. Please go to the Guardian and watch it. Lost in translation is no joke.

Who do voodoo?

REUTERS/Victor Fraile

A practitioner inserts needles into a near-life size voodoo doll of George Bush.
(mouse over the picture if my humor is too subtle)

Get me down from here

REUTERS/Str

"Hey, kin a fella get a lil hep here. The power's out and Ah'm stuck on escamalator one."

Elmo says Bush wants to hit Iran

From ThinkProgress.org

“George Bush understands the severity of the Iranian threat and the need to vanquish it, and intends to act on the matter before the end of his term in the White House,” Olmert reportedly said after his 90 minute long one-on-one meeting with the American Commander in Chief.

Listen up, Ehud! "Bush" and "understand" in the same sentence? Let me school you, George Bush barely understands that food goes in one end and out the other. How in the hell do you think he can understand Iran?

Keep it together, John

(AP Photo/LM Otero)

It's not Charley even if he is short, brown, and dressed in camo.

21 years ago

Photo: Jeff Widener/AP

WTF is wrong with these people?

Via the Huff Post
Be sure to catch the last line....

Indicted Saudi Financier Gets $80 Million US Military Contract

The U.S. military suffered enormous embarrassment when the New York Times reported that a contract to arm the Afghan forces worth nearly $300 million had been awarded to a 22-year-old man, Efraim E. Diveroli, whose vice president was a licensed masseur. It turned out that Diveroli had been supplying the Afghans with defective weaponry and had broken numerous procurement laws. Apparently, the military has not learned their lesson. ABC News reports that they have awarded an $80 million contract to a prominent Saudi financier who has been indicted by the U.S. Justice Department:

The US military has awarded an $80 million contract to a prominent Saudi financier who has been indicted by the US Justice Department. The contract to supply jet fuel to American bases in Afghanistan was awarded to the Attock Refinery Ltd, a Pakistani-based refinery owned by Gaith Pharaon. Pharaon is wanted in connection with his alleged role at the failed Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI), and the CenTrust savings and loan scandal, which cost US tax payers $1.7 billion.

The Saudi businessman was also named in a 2002 French parliamentary report as having links to informal money transfer networks called hawala, known to be used by traders and terrorists, including Al Qaeda.

Interestingly, Pharaon was also an investor in President George W. Bush's first business venture, Arbusto Energy.

(Why I am not surprised? -SC)

Internet matchmaking gone wrong

REUTERS/Asmaa Waguih

"I told you; I don't do doggy style."

Sea level rise exceeds predictions

REUTERS/Eric Thayer