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Apr 2, 2008


REUTERS/Grigory Dukor
Okay tell me how wanding a guy in a tin suit is going to make us safer. I hope he wasn't sporting nipple rings.

From Reuters:
Security personnel search performers dressed as knights before the arrival of President George W. Bush and Ukraine's President Viktor Yushchenko at St. Sofia Cathedral in Kiev April 1, 2008. Bush vowed on Tuesday to press for Ukraine and Georgia to be allowed to start the process of joining NATO despite resistance from Russia and scepticism from the alliance's European members. REUTERS/Grigory Dukor


Fran said...

Oh my.

I think there is something about the fact that their helmets make their heads kind of nipple-y looking.

And the security guy- clearly enjoying his work a little too much.

Anonymous said...

We're knights of the Round Table,
we dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable,
We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

We're knights of the Round Table,
our shows are for-mi-dable.
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able,
We're opera mad in Camelot,
we sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot

Anonymous said...

Wanding him? Is that what we are calling it now?

Sorghum Crow said...

Maybe he's just checking the lock on the chastity belt.

Distributorcap said...

is that larry craig?

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