The "made in America" in the description gave it away. No underwear has been made in America since the waning years of the last century.
Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants. All you have to do is catch a squirrel, restrain him carefully, slide on a pair of tiny tighty-whiteys and then let him go. Each pair of 100% cotton briefs is "Proudly Made in America" and features a 2" waist and a tail hole cut in the back. Help the squirrels hide their nuts for the winter!
$4.95 for 3 pack
Where else, but Archie McPhee....
Here's a direct link in case the April 1 page goes away before you see it.