Can I help you? No, we don't sell pesto sausage, but we do have little weenies.

Apr 10, 2008

Laura's Healthy Breakfast revealed

(AFP/File/Jean-Pierre Muller)

Does this mean she won't be doing the Wheaties endorsement?


dguzman said...

Would you really want her to endorse your cereal?

However, Big Pharma Flakes just called her for a photo appointment.

FranIAm said...

It has a sort of "pharmaceutical fruit loops" feel to it, or maybe even lucky charms.

I wonder if she uses milk... soy or regular? Skim or 1%? Does she slice up a banana with it?

My mind will be turning this over all night!

Tengrain said...

Now, now, now... you don't add milk to this - Vodka! It's not just for breakfast anymore!



Pissed in NYC said...

You got it Tengrain...a handful of mother's helpers followed by a large swallow of Stoli. And why not? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Distributorcap said...

all i can think of is the Jefferson Airplane song

"White Rabbit" with new words -- Go Ask Laura when she's ten feet tall