Can I help you? No, we don't sell pesto sausage, but we do have little weenies.
Jan 16, 2008
I'm sure you've all seen the
The story about Huckabee frying squirrels in the popcorn popper while in college. I only want to know, were the squirrels alive at the beginning of the process?"I'll never talk," squeaked Secret Squirrel as he was lowered into the boiling oil....
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Morocco Mole betrayed him.
Regards,
Tengrain
Hope the story gets out, because it will only confirm all the worst assumptions folks hold in the North East.
Yes - between that story and the cow clones, I am about to go veg!
"Oh Secret, what will we do?"
"Don't worry, Morocco. We'll appeal to the Huckabee son's love of animals. Oh wait...."
Gross! And what's the purpose of that story? To certify his down home Southern good old boy roots? It's going to be a l-o-n-g 9 months until November.
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