Can I help you? No, we don't sell pesto sausage, but we do have little weenies.

Jan 16, 2008

I'm sure you've all seen the

The story about Huckabee frying squirrels in the popcorn popper while in college. I only want to know, were the squirrels alive at the beginning of the process?"I'll never talk," squeaked Secret Squirrel as he was lowered into the boiling oil....

6 comments:

Tengrain said...

Morocco Mole betrayed him.

Regards,

Tengrain

Pissed in NYC said...

Hope the story gets out, because it will only confirm all the worst assumptions folks hold in the North East.

FranIAm said...

Yes - between that story and the cow clones, I am about to go veg!

Jess Wundrun said...

I have not heard this story.

What should I google?

"backwoods squirrel eating cousin lovin redneck baptist minister"?

I'll give it a shot.

dguzman said...

"Oh Secret, what will we do?"
"Don't worry, Morocco. We'll appeal to the Huckabee son's love of animals. Oh wait...."

Suzy said...

Gross! And what's the purpose of that story? To certify his down home Southern good old boy roots? It's going to be a l-o-n-g 9 months until November.