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Sep 18, 2007

From the Department of Bull Poop Department

This is from Think Progress. Colonel Codpiece has indicated that he would like to serve in Iraq.

The Washington Post’s Dan Froomkin highlights comments made recently by President Bush to a group of military bloggers. Blogger “N.Z. Bear” reported that Bush told the group he wishes he could be serving in Iraq — except that he’s too old: Responding to one of the bloggers in Iraq he expressed envy that they could be there, and said he’d like to be there but “One, I’m too old to be out there, and two, they would notice me.”

(and three, my daddy says I don't have to go.)
This is such hogwash. It boggles the mind that this draft dodging, duty avoiding piece of excrescence could even form the words. We all know he is a chickenhawk of the yellowest belly. Have the bald heads finally got to him?


Wimpy said...

That's like that Al Franken gag from SNL.

To paraphrase:

"Now that I'm older, and can look at these things objectively, I think that the Draft is a good idea..."

Mary Ellen said...

Hi Sorghum Crow-

Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment, I appreciate it.

Regarding Bush...did you hear that the last time he went for another one of his stupid "surprise visits" that when he gave a speech in front of the troops, they had to leave their weapons at the door before coming into the tent. After that BS about wishing he could serve in Iraq, I can see why he didn't want any of them to have guns.

Anonymous said...

And Mary Ellen identifies the fourth reason why he can't serve in Iraq: fragging.

Fran said...

He can't serve...he's too old and too f**king scared!

What an ass. What an ass.

Go home and play with your toy soldiers while you dress up in your uniform chimpy.

While other innocents die. And the Blackwater choppers hover over Baghdad.

Anonymous said...

Amazing. The clusterfuck just never ends.

Distributorcap said...

send Jenna and not-Jenna!