Hallelujah, Paris is out of jail and sporting a fashionable Martha "Caged Heat" Stewart bracelet. Apparently, young Miss Hilton has an unspecified medical problem. (Drugs are medical, right?) Any guesses? I'm thinking bed wetting and lockups intolerance. Of course it may just be a case of too much moneyitis.
A spokesperson for the county sheriff's office denied rumors that she was suffering from “lacerations, perforations and deaths”. (see post below)